A figment of your imagInation

May 31 2013 4:54 PM · 28,128 notes

gottacatchemall:

[御三家]

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May 31 2013 4:53 PM · 21,000 notes

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iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

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May 31 2013 4:49 PM · 4,941 notes

sanshee:

Next prototype of our upcoming spiritual stone necklaces. Photo taken with my not-so-high-quality smart phone. 

The forest stone is a little chipped, but otherwise, I think they came out…golden.

When they do come out, they’ll be available at sanshee.com !!!

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May 31 2013 4:48 PM · 39,484 notes

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excusemedoyouwanttoscrew:

trickspinner:

boppinrobin:

fuckingrecipes:

redkiteslongnights:

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rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…

this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.

I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE

These are the scrambled eggs that seriously changed how I viewed eggs forever.

Gordon, ILU.

scrambled eggs are like my one nemesis when it comes to cooking and i really hate having to ask people to make them for me. ergo: I AM DOING THIS TOMORROW MORNING AND I AM DOING IT RIGHT.

If someone tried to feed me those eggs I’d probably never talk to them again.

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May 31 2013 4:44 PM · 16,768 notes

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May 9 2013 10:16 PM · 81,994 notes

• Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event

May 9 2013 10:16 PM · 331,656 notes

wokeupcute:

vodkacupcakes:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

Holy fuck

I FEEL TELEKINETIC 

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